Marios Trip To St Tropez

[Marino]

Funny you should mention fruit n veg stuff, as I was shopping with my young lady the other day, she was in a frenzy at the exotic friut n veg, wanting to stick them all up her arse, why? cos she can. I said to her to to shoot some arse n veg fucking stuff for the web site, wot do you reckon? She's got a great arse, she said if she has enough vodka sh'ell work up to a pineapple spikes n all.

[jj]

...........if I ever visit you for tea, for Chrissake don't serve me fruit salad