Porn Venues as Tourist Attractions

[rednose]

When you wander the streets of London you see all these Blue plaques indicating who had stayed at that address in the past, even though you have never heard of them before.

Maybe we should have the same for porn films?

Prime candidates;

Ben Dover's place, he must get a new sofa every 6 months because of the cum stains

The UK Student House, I have never seen student digs with a pool in it before.

Any other suggestions?

Rednose

[Ace]

I have had my pic taken at several SOHO venues known world-wide just for the crack. I read Paul Raymonds Revue Club closed at Easter......is it true?
Other 'attractions' are where some famous US actors (Tommy and Joey) 'picked' up English actresses, including the 'ally' in Soho and the Thames Embankment.

[rrankin]

The Houses of Parliament - fucking everybody for hundreds of years for money.

[ecucamman]

I walked past the review Bar a few weeks ago, it looked very closed then with no signs saying 'closed for improvements' Are there any strip clubs left now?

[rrankin]

Soho is an awful place. If you want to see live dancers then the Shoreditch area is your best bet (so I am told), just up from Liverpool St Station!

http://www.browns-griffin.co.uk/ probably the best 2 known of the many Shoreditch strip venues in E2.

Also check out if you have money to burn:-
http://www.gaslight-club.co.uk/ in SW1
Venus at 35 Farringdon road in EC1
http://www.metropolis-uk.com in E2

Maybe we should have a BGAFD club crawl

[Bayleaf]

The English Tourist Board produce a film map of the Uk showing the real life locations of maovies and tv series and I have often wondered about creating a porn one. Some locations, such as Hadlow Castle, have appeared in a number of productions. Uncle Ben has given fame to a number of Railway and Tube stations (most recently Brighton). And Marino and the crew seem hell-bent on soiling all parts of Britain. He memorably shags Georgette Neale in the bushes overlooking Brighton Promenade.

I have been watching a few Big Willy dvd's recently too, where he uses a number of docklands locations when he lived there in the late 90's. He drives past a partly completed London Eye in Big Salami Cocksuckers. But in Estate Agent Escapades he takes liberties, emerging from Bayswater tube he walks round the corner to.... a country cottage! (just wanted to get that one off my chest), the rest of the continuity on that one is pretty ropey, but who watches for that?

[marcusallen]

If you like, I'll give you a tour of the mansion formerly known as the home (of 20yrs) of the Lord of Paddington Green.

If the walls could talk, etc.............................

Tour price with live commentary from principal - ?50 p/p, minimum 10 bodies.

[marcusallen]

Hi Paul,
Yes, sold it to a member & he was/is well pleased.

My offer of a tour was intended as a simple, legal way to rip-off the gullible and innocent and make enough to retire to a deserted beach (apart from a wonderful little bar) complete with 2/3 wonderful little barmaids.

Not a lot to ask, surely?