seventies porn

[Dr No]

Don't worry about causing offence - if modern porn is crap, then it's crap. Bring back the good old days of real tits and real fanny?s. The days when girls looked and girls acted like girls and the only people sporting tattoos were well 'ard geezer's who worked on the docks, or drove artics. Yes, the good old days when girls didn?t have 'attitude.' I mean, what normal geezer wants to put up a lairy girl? And who wants to shag the sort of bird whom you can have a laugh and a pint with? It?s possibly fun in one respect, but speaking for myself, it's definitely a sexual turn off. Guys don?t need to have a laugh and a pint with girls; they've already got their mates for that. I reckon if we could capture the essence of 70's porn (without the medallions) we might experience a global renaissance of visual erotica.

Dr. No.

[Metal Guru]

I find shaved models a total turn off - It always puts me in the mind of plucked chickens laying on a cold slab at Sainsburys fresh meat counter! It took a couple of million years for girls to evolve hairy fannies - for very good reasons of sexual attraction. These days girls seem to be divesting them selves of a key component of their sexuality - to satisfy some silly, transient, "me to" fashion trend. This has negative implications for the porno industry. If guys don't feel the girls are attractive in today?s porno movies, they won't buy as many. I find that the only porno movies that really appeal to me anymore are from the 70's, 80's and early 90's.

M.G.

[Lisa Lover]

Wow, I'll second that! Real big tits and a ginger minge = Porno heaven!

L. L.

[JHseeker]

I know I've mentioned this before but where did seventies scandinavian porn people get their wallpaper?!! I would love to deck out my front room in orange swirls with matching brown carpet and make my girlfriend wear an obvious wig and cork platforms..... sorry got carried away there... ahem. I recently watched a whole heap of old 'loops' and the sex was great but the decor was better.

I also think that even the british producers of today should get a bloke to voice-over using plumbers-mate type chat but with a toffs accent..... "Cor blimey, you've gat a fantistic pussy darling (pause with fake groans) ....and you really do know how to fack don't you?" priceless!!

[Ace]

My aforementioned Taboo video has just that. Excellent Austin Powers style decor and the voice overs are just amazing! You have gals doin' their thang with voice overs that resemble everyday life in Sloane Square, Kesington. You really are drawn to the brown velvet sofas and Farrah Fawcett hairstyles! (after a few plays)

[alec]

And to add another gorgeous British girl of the 70s - Heather Deeley. I've just managed to get hold of and watch a copy of Diversions. Ridiculous that it came all the way from California!

[Ace]

Alec, nice of you to remember that little gem, but lets not forget one of our 'finest' who had to go to the US, not Suzy Mandell, but the 'mature' KAY PARKER. She usually appeared as the sex starved mother, and she shagged for all she was worth. Great tits and a hairy clam too!! Shes probably in her 50's now, but in the 70's, she was an item!

[alec]

I do remember - saw her in Vista Valley PTA the other day (I think it was that one, but I might be getting mixed up), but I seem to remember being told that she started her career after moving to the USA, which is why she's not listed here.

[Ace]

You're spot on there. Kay Parker was born in England and moved to the US in 1975, hoping to start a career in the import business. She met John Leslie who introduced her to some leading X-rated film makers. They obviously capitalised on her English accent and mature looks and saw an opportunity to cast her as a 'sex starved mother' type.

[alec]

Thanks - glad to have confirmation. And also glad not to have to try to make a list of all her films!