Great Shoot Today!

[Chanta Rose]

I am exhausted, after the last 4 hours of oil wrestling and shagging Laura Jones (TAC preseneter...the girl with the gravity defuing breasts!) for an episode of a new TAC series!

Now I really don't think that Big Jim was thinking straight when he decided to put the girl with the longest hair (me!) into a blow up pool of oil but it seems it was well worth it, I have a good feeling about this shoot!

[Caractacus]

The thought of you and Laura wrestling in oil is enough to make me regret my long held principle of not putting money into the dirty digger's pouch. I'll just have to let my imagination do the work. All the best, Chanta.

[Big Jim]

Hi Chanta baby, I'm here with Laura and we're both bolloxed from a night's boozing. Laura wants to say that "that it was great shagging you again and next time, I'll let G**y watch. It was well worth you getting your hair wet, but it wasn't as wet as your pussy. Call you Saturday, so we can do it again in Miami".

Those were Laura's exact words, not mine. Anyway, I must get back to massaging Laura's feet.

All the best you Aussie minx.

Lots of grooviness,

Big Jim (and Laura)

[Rimbaud]

Laura Jones. Jesus. Somehow you this lady had escaped my attentions till now (I'm not an AC subscriber)...I must make amends