Was That Lolly On Tv??

[Letch]

Just watched Carrots no sorry Culshaws Commercial Breakdown on BBC and there was an ad for Fuse TV. Was that you Miss Badcock getting your threepennys out in the advert? It certainly looked like you, if so who were the other girls?

[Jock Strap]

Sorry to be irrelevant but I switched on my TV one morning and there was an ad for an opticians on. I was hungover so I was trying desperately to focus on something and I got the crazy notion I had just seen my flatmate acting in this advert. I put it down to the absinthe still in my system and dismissed it. Or maybe I needed the specs they were advertising.

Anyway...it was her and she'd just failed to mention her starring role.

Fucked with my head that morning, I can tell you.


If you want any other irrelevant and pointless anecdotes then just give me a shout.....cheers...

[Jacques]

Monsieur Strap, as an Absinthe drinker - have you ever tried to cut your ear off?

That stuff is almost as evil as SadKa (Vodka & Sake).

[Jock Strap]

Oh man.....Sadka....will have to try that one day.

No....both my ears are still intact but unfortunately my genitals are long gone.

An absinthe and Golschlager binge....never again...