Violet Storm on C5 last nite with a fat porn star

[pere]

Did annyone watch c5 sex and shopping last nite. Had Violet getting shagged by some massive fat bloke in the fuck truck. Surely our male porn star shortage cant be that bad lol. Was this bloke the Uk version of Ron Jeremy.

[Matt]

Don't mention male porn stars! Now we have to endure all the 'porn insiders' bleating aimlessly on about why they feel male's can't take the pace...

[Fat Bloke]

Who is Ron Jeremy, and that fat guy was Phil McC himself. What a superb guy he is,,and yes our male porn stars are to few. Ask Marino how many "jack the lad" "up for it" blokes failed on his new show "Search for a porn star".
Three cheers for fat blokes that have a bird,

Fat Bloke.

[pere]

no offence to fat blokes but surely they cant out perform some fit young studs lol. Come on that bloke last nite looked like he was gonna conk out on the job. I,m sure alot of blokes can peform on camera its just our producers seem to limit the numbers of newcomers. Lets face it if you was a male porn star being given all the work wouldnt you say most men cant perform,and i only i can.It keeps you working and them out. This is why we see Pascal in every BD movie. Not because he is a true performer,just that he is just in a close knit society. He and other uk so called performers could be replaced with ease and not even missed.

[Older Bloke]

I have put on weight and I am now 50...Yes I still appear in vids and can out shag many so called young fit studs....
You have missed the point dear boy....its not what you look like its what you can do infront of the camera and film crew...
So long live us older blokes...

So there.

[Fat Bloke]

Heard it all before "I can shag a barbers floor after 10 pints of Guinness me" Fat blokes of the world unite. But to give you the benifit of the doubt send us your details and we will fix you up with a screen test.

Fat Bloke.

[pere]

no probs big guy. i,ve seen my erection in the past 10 years and its dam big. Got plenty of stamina to go with it aswell,i dont sweat buckets on the job either. Come on our male scene cant be that bad.

[Older Bloke]

See all you people think about is how big it is and what you think you can do with it..
Jim if you give this guy a try let me know I want to watch....If he has no problems in any way shape or form ie cumming on command, not loosing an erection during direction etc I will run naked down oxford street.

[Phil McC]

I wont bother warning the metro police then, Nice to see them showing up for my shoot, what you never saw was the freebies under their caps mate. Ordinary coppers are ok about porn now as they are punters like us all. But the ones that caught me on my last bit of work are still c--ts and they will have to pay for porn from me anyway.
Good stations include Dartford & Milton Keynes cause I know a few plod in those stations are good punters.

Phil McC (NOW ON SLIMFAST)

[dave]

Yeah last night i also saw that program about an old guy who goes around shagging everthing,........top bloke that Mick Jagger.