"Sex should last 7-13 minutes"

[jj]

And if God was a woman sperm would taste of chocolate.

[jj]

Wow !
For me- two weeks' notice and a Roman Candle up the arse......

[Layla 962]

Sperm tastes good if you get too many complaints all you need is to eat more bananas to make sperm sweet.

[Hawkins]

Or drink pineapple juice.

[Layla 962]

Not tried pineapple juice but will do now x

But you can play with bananas while yr eating them lol x

[jj]

Can't stand bananas.

Vindaloo- now yer talking.....

[jj]

My Uncle Reg always recommended a pint of Hollands Gin and the juice
from a jar of cockles, before sex.

Mind you, his wife was VERY VERY ugly.............

[stripeysydney]

Thread of the week.

Sir, you're a veritable font of imformation. I salute you.