Piercings and Tattoos

[jimslip]

The tabloids are now calling tattoos on girls, "Tramp stamps!" lol

[Peter]

jimslip wrote:

> The tabloids are now calling tattoos on girls, "Tramp stamps!"
> lol
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I think Viz created, or at least brought into popular use, that term years ago.

In their "Guide to Pulling Birds" they siad if your desperate when the nightclubs closing, always go for the bird with the lower back tattoo (tramp stamp).

I also like the term "arse antlers" for the lower back tattoo.

[jimslip]

Well, you live and learn, I'd never heard the expression before today,


I must lead a very sheltered life!

[Mysteryman]

Tattoos no, piercings - well maybe a small clit ring and ear ring piercing.

More than that and girls look like tramp stamped Metal Michaelas.

[jj]

That'd be about the only non-essential plastic surgery I approve of.

Honestly, when I'm World Dictator I'll make any of these surgeons trained at
public expense refund the cost and give them 10 years' penance working in the
Third World and making proper use of their skills, on people who really need it.

[RoddersUK]

My sister in law has a small blue bird on her back right shoulder and I always fantasize about kissing it whilst giving her one up the kyhber.
Aghhhh, fuck, I've just cum thinking about it.

[nasty]

Give me a sexy tattooed girl any day of the week. Sleeves, torso whatever, as long as the art is good and it doesn't look cheesy it's hot.

I only really dont like a tit tat!

[Arginald Valleywater]

We have a new heavy metal / rock club in our fair city and the amount of tattoos on pretty girls is frightening. Virtually every girl in the club has some sort of tattoo and they seemed to spend half the night comparing them with eachother. Facial piercings are even worse, you stick a nose ring on a bull to keep him under control, not through your lip or nose. Cheap tatts on a girl is like putting cheap alloys on an Aston of Ferrari, it ruins the looks and drops the value. In the words of the late, great Pete and Dud "fecking werking claaarrsseee!!".

[Guilbert]

The more tattoos a person has the smaller their brain.

A womans body is a normally a beautiful thing, but most of these tattoos make their bodies look awful.

I sometimes watch the girls cavorting about on the adult phone in channels on Sky late at night (never phone them but some of the teasing is VERY sexy, and I love girls who tease).

However some of the tattoos total spoil their bodies.

I remember in the 80s when "shell suits" were the height of fashion, but they soon went out of fashion and anyone wearing them soon looked naff.

Tattoos (hopefully) will soon go the same way, then some people are going to have some expensive and painful tattoo removal in the future.

I wonder if all the blokes who rushed out to have the same shoulder tattoos as Robbie Willimas now regret it, because they now look as stupid as shell suits did 20 years ago.