Ben Dover needs your help

[Rockefeller]

I particularly enjoyed in the scene with Steffi in This End Up, where you asked her to look into the camera "So that I can wank myself into a coma when I watch this back"!

[Johnny Boy]

How about the moment when you ripped the piss out of (and deservedly so !!) the geezer in the tartan troosers who was just about to fill the lovely Shakina before she cum all over your couch. A bit Donald where's your troosers'ish !!!

[lumpy]

Sam -"i luv the taste of spuunk" in the 1st scene.Also the Ben/Steve joke about her missing jean pockets.
Worth looking up.

Why didn't she go on to do more- great pity.Nice looker & genuinely enthusiastic.

[Simon]

I normally watch porn with the volume down but usually make an exception with yours because of the chat. Off the top of my head, moments/ turns of phrase (not especially dirty) that amused me include:

1) On the way to meet Layla Jade for the first time, you tearing a strip of Mario for failing in his agent's prime function, neglecting to bring a 'photo. Him saying it was because he knew you would just wank over it.

2) Melanie Rowen in Essex girls saying "Those are nice" talking about your drawers, I think.

3) Same film, the tone of voice used by Roxanne Hall as she says "Ooh, my boyfriend doesn't do that".

4) International Butt Hunt (?) Terri (I think) giving you a blow job as Pascal walks in - "Ben, what are you doing?" "Mowing the lawn, Pascal, what does it look like"

5) Tiffany Walker's on her first appearance, being told to treat Mario like the family dog.

6) Tiffany's little Scottish mate on her next appearance saying "Yes, please" at the slightest request.

7) Bev from Oop North telling Bob or someone to turn round so she can lick his arse.

8) On This End Up, I think, Pascal sounding as smug as you sound annoyed by someone in Belgium recognising him off the TV the previous night.

9) Susie/ Natasha Grove acting coy about getting down to business in the station car park.

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could go on but further research needed.

A question for you. The other week I picked up a (fairly ropy old) tape with Anal Academy and Anal Manor on. AM is clearly a Steve Perry product, even without the credits. What about AA? Is that one of yours or did Frank Thring or someone make it? It has the hallmarks of proto-Ben Dover style with camera shots lingering on girls as they walk away etc.

[buttsie]

My favourite is the scene with Michelle Wright on top of Mario
when he withdraws for a few seconds a Ben is heard in the background saying "I said i want to see Michelle come not you"

bendovers Ninth scene with Lucy after picking them up at the golf range sounds pretty likely

Cheers
Buttsie

[magoo]

When Marino was tasting Georgette Neales juices in Alley Cats he said "If there was a recipe for this stuff not many blokes would say it was just like what mummy used to make". Sick but funny. Also the remark you made about Bob Scott joining the circus in his tartan trousers in the scene with Shakina Shergold.
I personally found the final scene in English Muffins where Steve Thorpe accidentaly came inside the girl very funny. Particularly your irratation at his "unstable load". As the scene ended you said "you git!".
Also in Bummed Out in Britain after you had been upstairs with Katy you marched back into the room and said "Guess what weve been doing? Katys just weed on my knob!". I dont know why that was funny it was just the way you said it. Theres loads more but my memory is not so good these days.

ps I think the Austrian fella is DJ Otzi previously known in Germany and Austria as Anton aus Tirrol.

[Ben Dover]

I can't believe it. You are stars the lot of you. Keep them coming. Any of you who've posted that haven't actually said which scene or a girls name, please try and re-cap. Most of them I can work out. Well done. Well done everybody on that one. Can anyone remember a scene I think with Steve Thorpe where he says "great, smashing, lovely" or some Jim Bowen thing. I reply something along the lines of "We've had a loovley day Jim" [can't do the accent] and he looks at the girl and says "come and have a look at what you could have won" It's there in the back of my head somewhere. Any memories jogged?

[pocketrocket]

What about the bit in EWW when you come in Goldie's eye and say " I should be in the english rifle team cos I can hit an eye from twenty paces" (or words to that effect - don't have the vid with me at work obviously)...

[Daz]

OK Ben here are my most memorable lines from the movies?

Layla-Jade with Marino sitting in his car - Layla tells a story of how all the movie-makers in her area are filthy and perverted - Marino turns around and says ?sounds like our South West Branch?!

The girl (sorry forgotten her name - the last scene in END GAMES) who farts - Marino says ?you really know how to turn a guy on?

[mr leeroy]

Hi Ben,this is what I think would be good, In Dirty Blondes, the scene with Rebekah Jordan.
"for gods sake just fuckin' suck it!"
What do u reckon?
Cheers