Directors ask this of their male pornstars...

[Kyle Richmond]

1.Turn up
2. Get up
3. Get in
4.Get out
5.Get off

saw these main requirements mentioned on a programme about USA porn, I suppose its not a lot to ask for really but from the shows I've seen quite a few blokes fail the auditions.

[one eyed jack]

You'd be surprised how blokes just forget what to do when in front of a camera and sometimes a crew.

Its like their mind is on everything else but what they came to do. I've seen blokes really feel theyve let themselves down when they fail to perform.

I wonder sometimes when i see ngry comments from men about the porn business if some of them are angry at it because of things like that