Violet Storm in Marie Claire

[Veronica]

Violet talking about the joy of merkins in this month's issue!

[jj]

I'm getting old, can't keep up with all these neologisms.....
....anyone care to tell me what/who 'merkins' is/are?

[Mr Magoo (Herr no more)]

Dear JJ

This is my good deed for the day. Before resuming to my normal sarcastic cunt-like behaviour. I will explain what a merkin or murkin is after I have waffled on a bit. As I explained to my grandmother the other day a merkin is a fanny-wig. Ask Hannah she knows all about them thanks to Mr T and his wig obsession. Do they come in different sizes? Are they designed for ladies who are folicaly challenged in the nether regions?

[Shaun (the original and best)]

I was told about this interview in December, and have been waiting to read it ever since.

[HANNAH/MRT]

Oh no not the "MERKIN" MR T is now getting very turned on.
Please someone help the forum with its interests with pubes, merkins, and other bodily hair. Mr T thinks the forum is the best its ever been with all this hair chat.
The thing is its not good for this wig fetish he has, I'm suffering he has just bought a new one. THANKS FORUM.
JJ and his baps
Magoo and his pants
and me............?
Love Hannahxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[joe king]

Hollywood or Brazilian?
Why oh why?
what a waste of money - ?20 to have your pubic hair shaved
come round my house and I'll do it for a tenner.

[richard]

I'll do it for ?5!

[Shaun (the original and best)]

I'll pay you!

[Magoo]

The last thing I wanted to do was turn Mr T on. Wigs are not my cup of tea. Wiggy wiggy wa wa as Will Smith once sang. Sorry I have run out of sensible stuff to say (that makes a change). Dear Hannah can you shave fully just to piss that bloke off from the other night.

[HANNAH/MRT]

I'LL STICK TO THE MIRKIN THANKS GUYS.