Theresa May

[Mohammed Saeed Sahha]

Has she done H/C, yes of course this is no problem! I have seen myself, plenty times, I have even filmed and starred in this myself, no problem, all welcome.
Thank you, more updates soon, life is good here in L.A.

[chubbs]

hmmm, iraqi crisis not going so well then?

[Caractacus]

You see---he's a star!!

[M S Sahha's PA]

Crisis?
What crisis?
Here in Baghdad are we all boffing the pornostars, and eating the caviars, while you Imperialist Yankee Running Dogs are eating the shoe-leather and sleeping with the horrible old baguettes, caused by your Western decadence, as is well known by all true Believers.
Sadaam-u-akbar, aleikoum , Thankyou and Goodnight

[steve56]

well weve had snow in april,so teresa may very well do hardcore its just a matter of time.

[Elton Dong]

And Saddam is going to film it ....

[steve56]

and osamer bin laden serving the grub.

[eC]

I have a part for you in a panto this winter - just need to say "oh no they are not" when the audience shout out "they're behind you"

[Mohammed Saeed Sahha]

No problem EC, this I can do! I have great experience, when we finish this war, probably tonight, I will be available for panto,s pa,s weddings etc, thats providing I dont run for president of the USA, in which case I,ll be busy for a while, but Saddam,s free! I know he doesn,t have my charisma, but he,s a gas, when you get to know him..

[Wink Wink]

We may require you to stand as an Umpire during the Test Match's this year, all you have to do is turn down a blatent LBW, Catch in the slips, caught behind, run out etc. after an appeal by an England player.