Theresa May

[buttsie]

Afraid not


He's down to be the fluffer


cheers
B....OZ

[jj]

I thought his cousin was the one with the gas........

[Flett]

Who is Theresa May?

[Shaun?]

Theresa May is a conservative MP
Teresa May is a model who is alleged to have done H/C pictures/video

[eC]

Great.

I just found your most excellent website:

[magoo]

That will be Chemical Ali your thinking of then. Now can anyone remember the name of the woman who was in charge of his missile projects. She had a name something like Scud Syeda or something. She hasnt been mentioned on the news for ages. And before anyone doubts this yes women are allowed in top jobs in Iraq, thats why Ossie Bin Liner and chums dont like Saddam cos hes secular and doesnt follow muslim traditions such as keeping women at home where they belong like the Saudis do.

[Mohammed Saeed Sahha]

Dont believe them! I am far better looking than that, I have been offered a part in a Ali-ben-dover movie, and barrymore has been on the phone, he goes down well here, we know talent when we see it. I,m off to a meeting of the baa,th party now to tell them the good news, Jim Davidsons coming to entertain us, I,m so happy I could crap!
where,s me camel.... dont believe them!!

[Caractacus]

Thanks for that link, eC. Hours of fun to be had reading the stuff in that site.

[magoo]

Great stuff EC.

I knew that Mohammed guy had potential. He even had his own column in The Guardians G2 supplement today which would have been far funnier if I had written it rather than some 22 year old graduate wanker. Not that I buy the Guardian of course I just read my workmates copy on our lunch hour. Shes one of these leftie lentil eaters you see, but still better looking than the airhead Hello! readers that certain men feel attracted to. I have to say that incase our favourite Secret Policeman Dibble is reading. I dread the knock on the door when Dibbles secret police turn up to exterminate all lefties, vegetarians and people who fail to use the words "cushty","groovy" and "fab".

[magoo]

I am not a veggie or a political activist. In fact I wont be voting at all in my local election this year because the choice is between Labour, Tory or BNP. And they are all shits. This area is a Labour stronghold due to its industrial past so the Tories stand no chance but alas the BNP are gaining votes mainly because the working class of this land are the most intolerant narrow minded shits ever. Dibble rants about middle class tossers but as someone who grew up in a mining and shipbuilding area I can safely say that the ignorant anti porn feelings of this land dont come from Tarquin Guardian Reader they come from your ignorant narrow minded working class shits who read The Sun. Forget about handwringing middle class people with a social conscience because the powers that be dont listen to them. Its your average 55 year old Sun reading twat who wants to take away our freedoms. Grow up Dibble mate its the working class(of which I am one) who support these campaigns to ban porn. They regard it as the same level of threat as asylum seekers. They make me FUCKING PUKE.

Have I replied to the wrong thread? Well if I have tough. I am not typing that lot again.