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[Tariq Aziz]

Jasmine LOWSON. Shes on Five now presenting some shite.

I wonder what Amanda Byrams doing now. I think her and Paddy Keilty split up ages ago. Shes probably presenting the weather on RTE (thats Irish tv incase your a troglodyte) or something. She was another one who couldnt stop flashing her knickers. I was once on the phone to JJ and he was ogling Sophie Raworth on Beeb Brekkie when I suggested he check out Amanda on the BB. He did for three seconds but then switched back to the BBC because he said Amanda was frightening him! She frightened me at times too with her crazy leg crossing antics.

I am very sad. Admitting to all this presenter ogling.

I am off to bed now. Shall return once batteries are recharged and beer restocked.

And before any one says Tariq isnt allowed to drink. I will let you into a secret which I read in someone elses Guardian. Tariq Aziz is a Christian apparently. Theres loads of Christians in Iraq. Its the most multicultural country in the middle east. Or it was before you infidels created a state of anarchy. Geneva Convention states that an invading army is responsible for keeping law and order and the safety/welfare of the people. So get it sorted out Bush and Blair. You pair of muppets. Wheres my slippers? Have you nicked my slippers again Saddam?

[Shaun?]

I've got my hands on a short 4 second clip of AB giving the cameraman a heart attack, an upskirt shot then a down cleavage shot )
Strictly speaking she isn't a newsreader so we're taking Steves post off-topic, not that he's done that himself in the past.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Yeah, well I've got a picture of AB's gash....and I'm so nice I'll let you see one I made earlier.

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Yo G, das ma ho.


Still.....Holden MacGroyn

[steve56]

almost beaver like?

[Wink Wink]

It's a pity Mastermind is not on any more, steve you be great on that........would put that Fred Housego to shame.

[steve56]

do you think so?,mastermind can be very nerve racking

[Goater]

There are a lot these days. Sarah Heaney's a babe. Also like Jess Malloy, new Sky Sports newsreader. Too many to mention though

[Wink Wink]

Enough to make you choke on yer cornflakes (with delight that is!!) Pussy so early in the morning hum!!!

[Wink Wink]

Yeah seen some real babes on Sky. Ain't got it at home but seen them on the TV at work....so don't know who they are.

[jj]

......and anything about She Who Must Not Be Named........