Excerpts from the BGAFD Bible

[Jayus Brutalus Jayus]

You'll certainly be the first to know when it's feeding time for the lions.
And, no: it's 2 denarii for an All-day Rover, with a free chariot-ride home thrown in and all the bread you can eat.

[Lurchio]

Knowing your luck, you'd cop for the soothsayer..........daft old bat.

[steve56]

god was she ugly.

[Caractacus]

"And while he slept, Delilah did cut his hair, down to the very wood, and almost lopped an ear off, and when he saw what had become of his locks, JJ Samson wept and gnashed his teeth, wailing, 'I'm grey!' At which point Steve56 broke in to say that Bob Holness was the beatles' original drummer, and Samson realised the hair had previously deflected such mindless drivel and he was now defenceless against all the 60s trivia.

"And thus he found himself IQless in Gaza."

[magoo]

This bloke is a genius.

For it is written that the book of Caractucus will cause laughter amongst the forumites. Yea muchly. And then the sarcastic remarks of the forumites regarding the "cans of bees" that the 56th prophet unleashed whilst dining in his local pub and contentedly discussing an episode of Are Thou Being Served(if not blame the Romans) will turn into a plague of locusts.

Or something like that anyway.

[steve56]

woe is me woe woe woe,3times woe,to which lurcio replies oh!shut up you silly ole fool

[magoo]

I know how Lurcio felt.

Woe, woe and thrice woe.

[steve56]

it was elizabeth larner i recall now and i think madeline smith was in 1,and a cute black girl called mynah bird?

[magoo]

You never cease to amaze me Stephen. Is there anything about TV that you dont know?

[steve56]

hi magoo,i dont know it just seemed there was more on yrs ago more variety too many diy,cookery now i admit we had these yrs ago but not so many iused to enjoy those old plays for today the northern ones were good ,and films like billy liar,l shaped room,sat night sunday morning,a kind of loving,kes etc.