Dirty Sanchez & Others

[Rufus]

Following a recent (nasty) post regarding ass to mouth on the other forum, I wondered wether any formites had heard of these strange sexual practises and knew what they meant?

1st - the "Dirty Sanchez"
2nd - the "Bronco"
3rd - the "Houdini"

All in the name of comedy of course and no disrespect intended to the ladies we discuss on this site.

Let's have a few suggestions first and then the answers a little later.

PS. I doubt Bravo would have allowed a programme to be called "Dirty Sanchez" if they'd known what it meant!

[Ace]

A dirty sanchez is when you stick yer finger up the birds arse and smear her own shite across her top tip ala Mexican 'tache, hence, Dirty Sanchez.
I thank you.

[Ace]

A bronco or 'Rodeo Sex' is when you have your length up yer birds arse and whisper in her ear 'This is how me and your best friend do it' ............see how long you can stay inside her as she goes ala bucking bronco!
I thank you

[Rufus]

Okay, so just the Houdini then;

Your shagging your bird doggy style and about to come, you whip it out, groan and spit (quietly) on her back - she turns around, thinking your done and at that point you unleash a big money shot in her face.
She is left shocked and amazed.

And that's magic!

[steve56]

ride em cowboy!

[steve56]

not a lot,iprefer to be rided.

[Ace]

Not heard of that particular ditty Rufus...........must try that one out sometime. (Not that I've done a Dirty Sanchez to anybody!)

[magoo]

What about "wolf-bagging"? I have been unreliably informed by some very uncouth friends that this involves making the girl (or boy if your Barrymore) whom you are bumming gag in order to cause their arse to contract on your knob. I cant rember the excact details but I think it is mainly a gay thing that involves a finger down the throat.

But why is it called wolf-bagging?

[Ace]

A favoured method used by gays (apparently) is when balls deep, you put black pepper up boyfriends nose that causes mass sneezing which causes his ringpeice to tighten, hence giving your nob and bell end a squeeze at the same time.

[magoo]

I see. But thats not the same as wolf bagging. Sounds similar though.

I still cant see what the fuck it has to do with wolves though? Crazy gays.