Sex in Public Places, Ha Ha

[wolfie]

Found the following article in tonight's Express & Star newspaper. Hope you piss yourself laughing as much as i did.
MAN IS JAILED AFTER HAVING SEX WITH GOAT.
A man was jailed today for six months after a train-load of commuters saw him having sexwith a goat. Stephen Hall, 23, of Kensington Road, Hull, pleaded guilty to one charge of buggery with an animal after the assault on the female goat in August last year.
Sentencing Hall, Judge Michael Mettyear at Hull Crown Court, described the incident as 'bizarre and disgusting'
He expressed frustration at being unable unable to order that Hall be banned from working with children in the future.
He said; 'since the beginning of last year the court has the power to order that you should not work with children. However, this only relates to cases where the offence involves a child.'
Judge Mettyear said Hall had shown evidence of being 'preoccupied with sex'.......


Presumably the Judge had no objection to him working with animals.

[jj]

I think the only moral that it's possible to draw from this sorry tale is that the City of Hingston-upon-Hull is not a place that should be high on anyone's list of potential holiday destinations.
Apart from having one J Prescott as its sitting MP.
BTW, I assume that means he's banned from working with kids. [THINK about it.......]

[magoo]

While we are on the subject a man in Gateshead was recently convicted of having sex with a horse after coming out of his local pub (the man that is, not the horse who was tethered in a field opposite). The whole incedent was caught on CCTV which was played in court.

I do not remember what his sentence (or wether the horse was over the age of consent) was but I think he tried to argue that he was drunk. I dont think the horse gave evidence.

[woodgnome]

couldn't he have banned him from working with kids?

[wolfie]

And nannies.

[Buttsie Animal lover]

You could always deport them to Oz,

We've got wild goats roaming far and wide in the outback(Their leaders Billy the Kid)

Country bumpkins down here have been known to take a sheep or two.(Reminds of Deliverance-"Do Ya Squeal Like A Pig")

Cheers
Buttsie
Oz...Sick...Tralia

Ps think these guys need shock therapy or good porn.

[guinnessman2001]

the judge also told him to stop acting the goat and that he was
not kidding when he said even though his name was Billy he would be telling his nanny

[magoo]

Yes, he also told him to stop acting the goat.

My story re the horse was true BTW. Try searching the Newcastle Chronicle or The Journal (Newcastle), for an even briefer report try the Shields Gazette. Its true honest!!!

Honestly! Cant a horse enjoy a bit of grass without some pervy geordie shoving his willy up its manure box. Disgusting person.

Nay, Nay, and thrice nay said the horse. He had been watching Frankie Howard. Dont even ask me what the defendent had been watching. Gives the phrase "getting your oats" a whole new meaning.

Right, I`m off to bed. I`ve got Toto, Red Rum and Champion The Wonder Horse waiting for me with a huge tub of lube.

[Buttsie Curious]

How the hell do ya do a horse,whisper sweet nothings like Wilbur use to do to Mr Ed.

The only logical conclusion they must have known each other.

Cheers
buttsie
Oz...tralia

[Phil McC]

I read on my news service on the free part of www.philmccavity.com that " he was spotted by a train full of commuters standing behind the goat shafting it ?????? why behind it does he not like kissing ?????

Phil McC