My latest defeat.............

[Tim Henman]

Awwwwwww, bollocks. Ace was right.....again

[steve56]

never mind tim,howabout setting me up with those williams sisters?

[Ace]

They are horrid Steve. Serena has great tits and Venus great legs, but they are pigs. I love the other Williams sisters sitting in the gallery, all fat and with peroxide hair...........LOL

[Holden MacGroyn]

Tim, Holden MacGroyn from Celeb Slag Express here.
Can you confirm that you are actually related to the Muppets?
Also can you confirm that you had to pay your other half a huge amount of cash before she married your ugliness?

[steve56]

think they have a book out soon,more money in the piggy bank.

[Ace]

She didn't marry him for his 'amazing lob' as Boris Becker mentioned earlier, fnarr fnarr

[steve56]

becker always seemed arrogant to me in fact most were ,.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Thought I misheard that.
Here's me thinking he has the makings of a porn dude.
Tim The Hen Man,
New balls, tennis elbow, wankers wrist.

But seriously, he's one ugly miserable little scrote.
Guy seriously needs to eat some cake.
So skinny, he can peep thru the keyhole with both eyes.
And those ears!!! Damn, if he was down south, he'd be playing a banjo & driving a pick up.

[Holden MacGroyn]

I'm just asking for thread removal aren't I.
Sorry oh high and mighty Gods of the boards.

[crofter]

thank god you have finally capitulated old boy, two things strike me about wimbledon, what a total prat Tim Henmans father looks like ... does he think he is royalty, and how unsufferable would it be for Tim to actually win this thing ... just think every rain delay what they would fill the time with!! Cliff Richard was bad enough .... new balls please!!