Was descended on by a lady have not seen for 3-4yrs clutching a bottle of Polish Vodka. Forced(!) to drink same, sex was sort of demanded but had to decline due to lack of whatever it takes-no fucking medical observartions please-so now am doing I'm not sure what. Apart from making a pest of myself
By the way, loved what I started last night with the bored, Magoo etc correct-went to bye byes
Anyway,let's start again-obscure things reqd from JJ
Confession
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marcusallen
Re: Confession
Is everyone dead? Ive got no playmates. It's Friday but that is no excuse for a lack of abuse
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jj
Re: Confession is good for the sole
Some of us have to work, Marcus.
No funnies or sesquipedalianism, but also had experience of racing young lady drink-for-drink: her on Polish Pure Spirit, me on double Pernods. Result? She drank me under the table, abortive sex in back of taxi in Fulham Road.
Never again (Pernod, that is........).
No funnies or sesquipedalianism, but also had experience of racing young lady drink-for-drink: her on Polish Pure Spirit, me on double Pernods. Result? She drank me under the table, abortive sex in back of taxi in Fulham Road.
Never again (Pernod, that is........).
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buttsie
Re: O/t Confession is good for the sole
Keeping the ace up your sleeve JJ.
Abortive sex.
Not just a dictionary but a very wise man.
The master baker
cheers
Ps Confession never have sex at a Drive in with a girl weighing more the back seat.Result the back seat now has a two inch gap but can't rememeber having sex,thank god,must have though because she pestered me for the next two years.(fatal attraction)
Abortive sex.
Not just a dictionary but a very wise man.
The master baker
cheers
Ps Confession never have sex at a Drive in with a girl weighing more the back seat.Result the back seat now has a two inch gap but can't rememeber having sex,thank god,must have though because she pestered me for the next two years.(fatal attraction)