Three girls go to Dixions to buy a Radio for the flat ....(they have lez sex in)
the radio is 30 pounds .....
the girls have 10 pounds each .......
they buy the radio ......(and then go to go home and have sex )
but the Manager tells the assistant who sold the radio ......
that he charged too much .... it should of cost 25 pounds .....
so he sends the assistant after the girls with 5 one pound coins ....
the assistant thinks 5 pounds between 3 girls wont go ! so he keeps
2 pounds and gives the girls 3 pounds , a pound each .......
(and yes they do go home and have sex)
Maths bit ...
all three girls have spent 9 pounds
3 x 9 = 27 pounds
the assistant stole 2 pounds
what happened to the other pound ?
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Bronson Lee
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Re: Lez sex Maths problem ...
Paradise is for the blessed. Not the sex-obsessed.
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Re: Lez sex Maths problem ...
You win...my heads just exploded
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Re: Weakest Link
fuck knows Elton ... but what branch of Dixons is it mate, just in case they come back for a toaster??
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Re: Weakest Link
And why didn't the manager get them to buy a webcam?
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Re: Lez sex Maths problem ...
False premise: the girls initially spent TEN pounds each, not 9, therefore being entitled to 5/3= 1.67 (approx) pounds each refund.
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
Re: Weakest Link
...and when are Dixons gonna branch into plug-in sex toys?
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
Re: Weakest Link
well they have the right name ,DIXONS GET IT,LOL.
Re: Second Question
The second question does not say how far the race is.
You might overtake the last person if it's a long race by lapping them!
Remember you are the FIRST person in the race NOT the LAST!!
You ARE the Weakest Link!! GOODBYE!!!
You might overtake the last person if it's a long race by lapping them!
Remember you are the FIRST person in the race NOT the LAST!!
You ARE the Weakest Link!! GOODBYE!!!
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Bugger, I must be losing my .... what are those little round glass balls called?
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O.k, another for the clever boys
Well done jj, bet you can't get these 4 right.
1, How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
2, How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
3, The lion calls a meeting for all the animals. They all attend except one, which one?
4, You have to cross the crocodile infested river. You have no boat and it's too wide to jump. How do you cross safely?
I'll post the answers in a minute.
p.s Well done Wink Wink, that must be called unilateral, equilateral lateral thinking.
p.p.s I heard it was 3 nuns and a second hand tv.
p.p.p.s Bugger them malfunctioning calculators.
1, How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
2, How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
3, The lion calls a meeting for all the animals. They all attend except one, which one?
4, You have to cross the crocodile infested river. You have no boat and it's too wide to jump. How do you cross safely?
I'll post the answers in a minute.
p.s Well done Wink Wink, that must be called unilateral, equilateral lateral thinking.
p.p.s I heard it was 3 nuns and a second hand tv.
p.p.p.s Bugger them malfunctioning calculators.