in love for the very 1st time

[Lizard]

You should find yerself a nice lady Steve, and treat her to a candlelit cannelloni (sp) then down the pub for a trivia quiz (bound to win) then back to your for some dancin to 60/70,s music..................no worries!

[The Last Word]

'Love is forever...if thats is so please explain why the average length of a marriage is a poultry 7 years'

(I assume you meant paltry. Poultry is chickens, turkeys, etc..)

Dunno. You'd have to ask them. You could also them if they're still in love or not while you're at it.

'How is it after the divorce many couples still remain Friends?'

Love, or variant of?

--
"Let's do it..."

[IdolDroog]

i couldnt agree more....its been like 4 years already lol

[Lizard]

I object m,lord, I haven,t made a flippant remark!, well not yet anyway, nor am I going to, I think love is a wonderful thing, I have a woman that loves me, and it,s a great thing, she doesn,t even stay with me for the money, she has far more than me!. No! love is a great thing, I,m not knocking it, as you know Maggs my g/f is a Geordie, they dont come much better than that.

[lovemunkey187]

Love is highly over-rated (Yes, I have been bitten)

A while back I met someone who I thought was the one, but turned out to be a lying two-faced skank who never said truthful word to me.

In hindsight I should've listened to my best friend when he told me that she was wrong in every sense of the word, except in the way of ever having had a sex change she was born female and was female when i met her, also when she was modelling and on tv.

[Pervert]

Much as I despise Mr Allen as a person (his wit and wisdom are wonderful, however), he's hit the nail with that one, Magoo. Unrequited love is like a sexually transmitted disease---it's a gift that just keeps giving, mostly pain and regret and other feelings of inadequacy. Therefore, long after working relationship has broken up, it's the one that got away that keeps in the front of your mind.

[Pervert]

But at least they'd have to recommend specific films for the problem. "Sorry to hear about your loss. The death of a family pet can be traumatic, particularly when you and the gerbil were so close. Latex Nuns in Anal Piss Town IV may help you get over the loss."

It's got to be Woodgnome as the agony aunt.