Why is it . . . .

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Pervert
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Why is it . . . .

Post by Pervert »

. . . . that four days ago I'd never even heard of Paris Hilton, and now every single spammer on the planet is emailing me asking if I want to see her film? Oh to be as mellow as a Jamaican or a Dutchman, instead of letting such trivial nonsense get to me.
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jj
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Post by jj »

Me too, sport.
Get angry: stay angry, so that when they're caught, these bastards get what they deserve.
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Bronson Lee
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Post by Bronson Lee »

Bloody floods of it in biblical proportions !

but at least Its taken over from ................

ELTON DONG INCREASE THE SIZE OF YOUR MANHOOD !
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Lizard
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Re: Why is it . . . .

Post by Lizard »

I read that on a Carol Vorderman forum!......posted by CV. :-)

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crofter
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Re: Why is it . . . .

Post by crofter »

me too folks, seems to be a heady mix of ?Paris Hilton?, ?Viagra?, ?Increase your Manhood? and ?Debt Problems Solved? either they know me personally or they are spreading malicious rumours about me ... lol.
PEOPLE think Stephen Hawking is so clever, but when you ask him a question and he is typing in the answer on his little screen, how do we know he isn't just looking up the answer on the Internet?
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Post by jj »

Has there ever, ever, in the short history of spammery, ever, been even just ONE teesny-weensy sale, ever, anywhere, made from ANY of this spam?
Just what is the point? It doesn't work as advertising, so is it just a fiendish plot by Fu Manchu or Dr Evil to drive us all stark staring mad?
And who'd be mad enough to waste their money paying someone to send out spam? I can accept that some poor deluded people might, just MIGHT, buy summat from junk mail, but spam? Never.
Totally bollock-brained, barmy lunacy.
Crazy.
Barking.
Woof.
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Deuce Bigolo
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Re: Why is it . . . .

Post by Deuce Bigolo »

If it didn't work the spammers would stop eh?

I must confess in moments of weakness I have entered sites through spam
but not for any of the subjects covered above

Who needs a bigger willy...just mean I'd have to change my entire wardrobe and thats not going to happen

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crofter
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Re: Why is it . . . .

Post by crofter »

not true jj, let?s just say since i posted on here I have popped a Paris Hilton cd that I downloaded into my dvd player, brought out my massive humdinger which has blood pulsing through it thanks to the viargra and have been on to my accountant in the process ... in fact I am only now clearing the mess up.
PEOPLE think Stephen Hawking is so clever, but when you ask him a question and he is typing in the answer on his little screen, how do we know he isn't just looking up the answer on the Internet?
Wink Wink
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Post by Wink Wink »

My ISP is BT Open World, all Spam is put into a Spam filter, I never see it. Every so often I go to the Spam filter look at all the crap I've been sent & just delete it without even opening them. I'm almost spam free!!
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