You have an STD..so do I lets f**k!

[Deuce Bigolo]

Now i know where to go if I catch a permanent STD...comforting thought

cheers
B...OZ

[steve56]

i got 3 emails from women on that just boring.

[mart]

Could you expand that fascinating statement steve56.

Mart

[steve56]

2 lonely women wanting to chat to me about cooking and reading.

[Deuce Bigolo]

If it hasn't been said before then let this be the first

You are an idiot

How you can think that cooking & reading are associated with infectious diseases is beyond me even if you are a little bit simple

Stick to subjects you are good at

cheers
B....OZ

[Blueberry]

careful - I detect a small tampering of the mind..tiny mental fibres subtly twitched..

[steve56]

i just put the phone down on them when they were chatting about reading and cooking,doing what comes naturaly.

[jj]

Salmonella.........botulism.......plenty of risks from cookery.
Not to mention Gary Rhodes..........

And you can pick up some quite nasty bugs from library-books, so I hear......all those dirty thumbs; you never know where they've been. And I've never trusted librarians, not since I was frightened in my pram by one.

Just don't get me started on the inherent perils of stuffed toys.

Oh, and why this animosity to S56 all of a sudden? We can't all be as sharp and witty as you. It's not his fault, and compared to some of the really nasty trolls and flamers we've had here in the past, he's Mother Teresa- at least there's no malice in him, unlike that lot.
It's a bit like knee-capping Bambi. Boo, hiss......nasty man.

[Deuce Bigolo]

OK Smartass

Infectious diseases as in SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED

cheers
Nasty man over and out

PS I've never been sharp & witty and thats a fact