Gay Chip shop owners...

[Lizard]

Last night at the chippy, the guy serving asked me if I wanted me codpiece battering! cheeky cunt, I suspect he,s a shirt raiser, has anyone else had this problem, I think I,ll start using the Chinese, where that kind of malarky is bang out of order........

[Peter]

Maybe you should reconsider how you order your food. A firm, polite, "fish & chips, please" may be less confusing than your usual "can I suck your cock before you stick it up my arse?"

[crofter]

Yeah Lizard don?t ask for the tartar sauce ...

[Lizard]

Never read Viz theses day,s Maggs! but have watched scary movie 3 times this week, and the black guy who,s not sure about his sexuality, cracked me up, have you seen it?

[jj]

.....and this, from a bloke who's concerned about LIZ's mental health?????

[Lizard]

Lol.., maybe I should start a Gay Radio operaters thread!......."he tweaked my dial just a bit too long", and told me I was on the same frequency! and there was no bottom end.........ooooer!

[Ace]

Get a digital radio Liz, where that knob turning malarky is bang out of order

[Lizard]

Had one for ages Ace! a DAB Pure Evoke 1, also got the extra speaker for it, they are excellent things, summat for everyone music wise, take a feed oout of the back to a cdr and you have all the music you can handle.....