Crackers Knackers

[Holden MacGroyn]

I think I may have falsely blamed Liz for thinking I am Steve56.
I may be wrong or I may have just made it up. Dunno.
But the true culprit is one Caractacus Potts.

Actually, I am Sandie & that was just a schizoid episode last week.

[Pervert]

I think Sandie may need that shotgun once she reads that, Holden.

[Pervert]

Don't think I was annoyed with you, Magoo. I wasn't in the best of moods (ran out of mead again), but if I did take it out on you I apologise.

Remind me of the topic/thread so I can try to put it into some sort of context. I am, after all, very old and dottled.

[sandie]

just been catching up here on the o/t and see my name and ur posts keep coinsiding.
ah holden do u love me? seems u cant write a post without the words sandie and shit in it somewhere.
hmmmmm. maybe thats some sort of subliminal weird stuff going on.

well luvy. for ur info u didnt scrare me off with ur pooh talk. as i said, i went for a shag. it was a long one i know. turned out poor boy was gay tho. god just really has it in for me.

anyway dont u be worryin about me shot gun. that is reserved with dan dares name on it at present. lets see if he dares to be in the same vacinity as me in the near future shal we.

[sandie]

thats why i keep a shot gun ghostdog.
to blow the shit out of people.

[Pervert]

You'll need more than a shotgun to remove all the cack from Who Dares Whine, I suspect.

[sandie]

haha.
i dont know? i think theres more shit there than we suspect.

[Holden MacGroyn]

I haven't mentioned you THAT many times! Certainly not with shit in it.
See me get defensive. See me roar.
Anyway, Pooh just doesn't do it for me.
I'm the type that cringes at bum sex as the smell would knock me out.

But let me get this straight, you who was desperate for a shag at the time as you hadn't had one for a bit, decided to get some from a gay bloke.....now call me Holden The Picky, but I can see an inherent flaw in this plan.
Did you think you could "convert" him?!

Anyway, who is Dan Dares?
Didn't he goose the Mekons arse at one point in time?


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