Jessie Wallace - Sexiest Soap Artiste My Arse

[Officer Dibble]

Sorry if I put 2 + 3 together (unusually strongly worded outburst + just after closing time) and drew the wrong conclusion.

Shame you don't dig Cat though. I know she's somewhat lacking in the taste department, overdoing the makeup and everything. But the character of Cat revels in being a woman, she recognises the power of her sexuality and puts serious effort into maintaining it. I find this attitude almost totally lacking in models today who turn up in their jeans, trainers, tracksuit bottoms etc, no makeup and an erotic wardrobe that consists of a white pair of cotton knickers. Are they to lazy to make the effort? Are they taking the piss? Taking us (producers and punters) for granted? Do they think - "Well, why bother with all that effort? Those naff punters will buy it anyway. Those losers are not worth buying sexy stockings for, or spending an hour on my hair." Or, could it be that they simply cannot comprehend any of this?

So lets celebrate Cat Slater. She may have over done it, but she deserves a knighthood for making the effort in this dismal age of apathy.

Officer Dibble

[IdolDroog]

Dibble - you actually ARE that bloody fast show character arent you...." and i was very very drunk"

[Officer Dibble]

Yo, magoo, mi old pal! Wondered when you were going to join us.

Regarding Officer Dibbs character - It's true that I'm a multifaceted dude who cannot easily be pigeonholed.

Regarding types of girls - Demure, brash, I love 'em all so long as they're FEMMININE, so long as they are aware of their sexuality and how to use it, and so long as they put some effort into maintaining themselves. The qualities I'm not to keen on are loud, lairy, lazy, idiotic or apathetic.

I can understand folks migrating over here. Apart from the recent HIV flap there's not very much of interest one can say about porn nowadays, nothing to get enthused or excited about. I was just discussing this very topic with Terry (One-Eyed-Jack) the other day over an excellent Thai lunch. And by the way, let me take this opportunity to complement him on his amazing new Don King hairstyle - It's awesome dude!

Officer Dibbs

[JP]

My ultimate sexiest soap star has to be Victoria Principal

JP

[Officer Dibble]

Yeah, she was well tasty. I was quite keen a Sue-Ellen as well.

Officer Dibble

[steve56]

charlene for me.

[steve56]

she dont look so hot without makeup does she?

[crofter]

Each to their own dibble, all I and a couple of others are merely trying to point out is that she is nowhere near ?Sexiest Soap Artiste? and how she got the award is beyond me ... not that I watch any of this shit you realise.
Hollyoaks babe Elize Du Toit for moi.

[jj]

Almost anybody: this is the only time I have ever agreed with Leslie Grantham.
And, yes, of course TV execs have shit taste- I mean, have you SEEN the schedules?