There is a disease going round in this country, mainly spread by Males, called........Toiletwrecker syndrome, no matter what town you are in, gents public toilets are gross! why is that? you go to the States...clean toilets, Europe....clean toilets, as the Americans and Europeans use them for what they were designed for, but for some bizzare reason, the English see them as a building to be written on, wrecked, shit up the wall, and a fix-up kind of dark place that doesn,t look OK until it has graffiti, and shite on the walls.
I went in a Public toilet in a Town today, and came straight out! figuring it would be cleaner and safer to dump in the street.
I think it say,s something about us as a race, but I,m not sure what!
Public Toilets!
Public Toilets!
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Re: Public Toilets!
If you don't like public bogs, stop going cottaging.
Take up a nice hobby, like knitting or macrame, instead.
Take up a nice hobby, like knitting or macrame, instead.
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
Re: Public Toilets!
See! See! thats another thing they are used for 'cottaging' whats all that about? there are toilets now where they have infra red lighting to stop drug dealers, apparantly you can see the colour of heroin under the lights, so no deals get done...
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Re: Public Toilets!
What's the colour of H under IR got to do with whether they buy or not? I mean, if it looked pink or green with yellow spots, it would surely still appear white in daylight (assuming druggies ever see daylight.....)
Am I missing something?
Do I need to visit a Public Convenience?
Or can I just go to my local wine-bar?
And does anyone want some leftover chips?
Am I missing something?
Do I need to visit a Public Convenience?
Or can I just go to my local wine-bar?
And does anyone want some leftover chips?
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
Re: Public Toilets!
Mr J wrote -: Am I missing something?
Yes.
Yes.
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Re: Public Toilets!
What?
Not 'what', as in 'eh'? I mean 'what' as in 'what am I missing'?
And what about the chips?
Not 'what', as in 'eh'? I mean 'what' as in 'what am I missing'?
And what about the chips?
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
Re: Public Toilets!
Thats different, when I go 'Malling' I only cause back up, I dont wreck the fucking place, there,s a big difference our Ashley! I SAY THERE,S A..........
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I dont know what your missing, I just had it explained to me that under a certain light (IR) or some such, customers cant see what they are buying so it puts everyone off! I,m not the fuckin chief constable of Northumberland you know! or some drug czar (did i spell that right please)
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