Kebabs

[Lizard]

Your a top man arnold, and reading all that food information, has made me go to the fridge, only to find fuck all, apart from a 3 week old packet of ham, and I cant even get my driver Magoo to nip round to yours, as he is sleeping of a 2 week drinking session which rendered him comatose, so no 'malling' for him for a while, thanks for the offer though, I shall now retire dreaming of the big 'shish'

[mart]

Like you Arnold, we don't have letterboxes down here, just mailboxes in front of the house, but not those snazzy ones with a flag that they have in the US. Come to think of it that's about the only US thing I like.

Mart

[Arnold Layne]

Yes Mart, the "chavs" down here say I resemble "Stig of the dump" you remember him? he be the bomb

[Arnold Layne]

Liz, i can relate mate, on pulling a "chav" bird Wednesday night in my local the white hart (or is it tart?) banging the broad in her front room, whilst her flatmate repeatadly shouted at us to shut up (only adding to the excitement!)
afterwards I had a serious munch on (no I don't "puff") on her falling into a spunk induced coma (yes she swallowed 5 Arnold blasts) I raided her fridge only to find some Walls micro sausages, a half eaten tin of Heinz beans (well at least she had taste!) and there you have it a total result, I sat in the nod, in her front room, her snoring away, eating a cowboy meal, only thing i was missing was me six guns n stetson!

[Deuce Bigolo]

Bloody awful things as I always end up skewering me tongue

Would this be a kebab made from a cloned sheep like Dolly?

I'll settle for a homemade hamburger

2 beef patties 1/2 inch thick
2 eggs from mother goose
2 pieces of beet roots
2 pieces of lettass
2 slices of Tomatoe
10 slices of pickles
10 slices of onions
Lightly sprinkle of Black pepper
Drenched in chilli and barbecue sauce

Now someone care to hold it for me while I attempt to eat it?

Promise not to eat any fingers intentionally

cheers
B....OZ

[Arnold Layne]

no was a chicken shish one Deuce, well from what I remember! lol that burger recipe sounds great! now I know what to have for brekkie! cheers!

[Deuce Bigolo]

Chicken,lamb,beef...all the same to my tongue

Just need to get my tongue pierced so the skewers got somewhere to go

Brekkies meant to be the biggest meal of the day

One of those should keep ya cruising along till the next morning

cheers
B....OZ

[rrankin]

Chicken doner on a freshly baked naan bread.