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[Illinoisblue]

"The 28th Olympic Games are starting in lavish style in Athens.
The Olympic Stadium is hosting the opening ceremony in front of 72,000 spectators and an estimated global audience of four billion people"


Four BILLION people watching the opening ceremony?

Holy fucking crap, I thought people went out on Friday nights??

[MensWorldMayfair]

God, stop it! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! All that running around, whooping, cries of "USA! USA! USA!" Aaaargh!

Why can't the rest of the world just be crap at sport, like us?

[IdolDroog]

i wouldve thought 4 billion people would be able the total amount of people in the word with access to a television...when you think about the millions without....but either way, i cant believe ne young people would rather be in watching a glorified parade than out on the toon. looks so fucking boring....:S

[Illinoisblue]

Exactly, I find that figure of four billion to be very hard to believe.

[The Last Word]

Probably the old PR trick of a 'potential' audience of four billion finding its 'potential' conveniently dropped.

[Deuce Bigolo]

If its good enough for half the Aussie team to avoid the opening ceremony because of their up n coming events,so shall I(In training for what should be an Olympic Event-The Winery Tour)

Sunday 9-00am to 6-00pm

1 Winery every hour

Rules:Contestants must sample a minimum of 3 Reds & 3 Whites at each winery

1 375ml bottle of beer must be consumed between Wineries whilst on the BUS

Only foods high in saturated fat can be consumed

Drinking Water at anytime is instant disqualification(performance enhancing)

Winner determined by highest Blood alcohol reading

Just watched the Mash Olympics...far more entertaining.....crutch racing...obstacle courses...etc etc and above all else over in 30 minutes

I think Charles Emerson Winchester the III summed it up best

Every 4 years people from all over the globe SWEAT together

Says it all really

If there is a God out....Please burn Maurice 'I'm the greatest' Greene to a cinder at the starting blocks of the hundred metres final

cheers
B....OZ

[Pervert]

If you were that doped up, you'd be whooping and running and shouting "USA! USA! USA!" as well.

[mart]

I just read an article about the various buildings being miraclously completed on time. The reporter was a bit suspicious about the accomodation saying that the curtain rail was falling off the wall and there was a suspicious pool of water on the bathroom floor.
So what's new? Has he never been to Greece before?

I hope he knows where to put the used toilet paper.

Mart

[Deuce Bigolo]

Show me one country where there isn't shoddy building practices going on

It seems even those that have been banned from building still find suckers to do jobs for.The public is gullible lets face it

I'd expect given that Greece is the smallest country to undertake the Olympics in the modern era it was probably hiring anyone who said they'd built anything before with bugger all regard for pass disgressions
as long as it got finsihed on time

cheers
B....OZ

[Ace]

I only like the Track and Field part, the sailing, equestrian,archery and shooting bore me shitless.
I did enjoy Phelps and Thorpe today, and MY money is on Phelpsy to beat Thorpe tomorrow...........regardless that he's a Yank and Thorpe's an Aussie.