Collateral - Film Review

[Holden MacGroyn]

It's fucking good!
No, really!

I wont spoil it or anything but it's got to be the Cruisters smoothest roll with a 5 second cameo from our own Jason Statham.

Now I know you all like to cunt Cruise off, but I have to say, he's a bit of a dude.
He doesn't try to be some amazing thespian (No S56, that's not a sex thing) but what he does do, he's pretty good at.
OK so Last Samurai had a cockshite ending but the bits before were fucking good, including his usage of the Samurai sword.

So back to Collateral. He plays a bad guy. Thankfully, he's not a bad guy with a heart of gold. He's a cunt and a smooth one at that.
There are some good one liners and a couple of good set piece action drops.
The ending however, is it's only real weakness. It touches "Oh bollocks" but not with the remote being thrown at the screen.
It's worth 90 minutes of your time easily.

For those interested, my screener was sent by the guild of Chinese pirates who flog 'em down the broadway.