Alien Vs Predator - An Honest & Fair Review

[Holden MacGroyn]

Load of fucking cockshite bollocks.
Fucking shit to the extreme.

Don't read this bit if you don't want it spoilt.

The Predator wins...sort of, but he's helped by a human.
A skinny weedy twat of a bitch that helps him kill the Aliens.
It's not got the gore, violence & suspense that the creatures display in their own movies.

It's without a doubt a load of fucking shit bollocks.

Don't waste your time.

[Arnold Layne]

Bloody hell Holden you've been busy! I also belong to that very same guild and have seen both the films you mentioned, have to agree on the Collateral front, it's a top flick, loads of the old ultra violent! Alien Vs Predator? didn't expect it to be good anyways, but it was better than Alien resurection, seeing Ewan Bremner get it after he made me heave during the dirty sheets bit in trainspotting made it slightly more watchable, beware though with the chinese guys they are all employed by the triads you know! so just don't complain about a shite DVD if you get one, they might get there swords out and I don't mean the pork one's!

[Holden MacGroyn]

Well now you see, as I am well known in the Chinese Kung Fu Lord scene and also the Japanese Ninja in Safeways crew, I am safe from the threats of our Oriental brothers.
I know how to curse at high speed in Cantonese. We all learn insults when we do a new language right?

Anyway, I have Catwoman that I d/l'd to watch.
I believe it is going to be so cockshite that I will split my arse laughing.


See that bit in Collateral where Cruise says "Hey homies" and then shoots the 2 thugs point blank. What a dude.

"I didn't kill him. The bullets and the fall killed him."

[Arnold Layne]

Yeah mate I have a new found respeck for Tom now, he was a vicious cunt in that or what? Catwoman is a pile of cat's, BUT if you love the Halle like me, it's worth a watch just for her, and her marvellous tats, thankyouplease

[Holden MacGroyn]

Slow down Arnie, there's only so many people on here who can do Avidism's.
I'm currently in a lengthy legal battle with that ginger fuck Magoo over forum rights.

Don't make me have to come over and bitch slap you.
Be Bhorat instead why don't you.

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Catwoman? Shatwoman more like.
Fucking load of castrated knob ends.
Fucking useless load of Hollywood cockshite.
Halle Berry? Halle Tosis more like.
Bitch.

[Arnold Layne]

Calm down, calm down Holden me son! you know there's gonna be a shatwoman 2 soon, so the pains not over yet, have you seen The Punisher? plenty of the old ultra violent, but still shite in my opinion, now Hellboy I enjoyed that fucker, and I don't give a flying what anyone else says, please don't bitch slap me though as that's a privilige I only allow a certain forumite from up north, i won't name him as he's a shy bairn is he, Borat, hmmm I would'nt mind does that mean I get to pork Isla Fisher as well? then again I haven't had a shave for a while so you never know! I do look a bit like the cunt, next time don't pay for the "screeners" Holden dear, just mail me instead, I have tons of the fuckers

[Holden MacGroyn]

No son, no. You don't get to pork Isla even though everyone else has.
Do you really want one of Darren Cunting Days castoffs? Even if you do look like Borat.

Stitch this for a start
The sound board is particularly good.

As for Punisher, nope haven't seen it.
The copies I d/l'd were shit or unplayable and I can't be arsed to get it on DVD unless I am sure of the quality.
When the last guild member who had a DVD/Video on site, was forced to take a short holiday at her Maj's leisure, I was devastated.
I do however, have the 80's Dolph Lundgren version complete with screaming Ninja chicks if I remember rightly.

Hellboy; Again, nope although one of the blokes at the gym has just come back from a short stay in NY and bought the 2 disc DVD. I'll ponce it and run one off. That's run one off, and not crack one out you sicko's.


As for your offer of screeners, what are you? A Triad or something.
How can you have tons of them. DVD's?
It's disgusting and I don't recommend it.

[Arnold Layne]

No I'm no triad me son, just know a thing or two about a thing or two, or is it fuck all about nothing? I'm still trying to work it out

[Arnold Layne]

My Punisher is A1, so if u want one?

[jeffhaskeft]

so it's crap then?