Justice To Be Dealt

[RetroDon]

Last night, my brothers car was broken into down his drive, causing much damage. The police caught the scrotes up the road, but the damage is done. I can't see any justice being done, and we will be left with the hefty repair bill. I have my own ideas for sorting the scum out - they must be taught a lesson they will not forget.
Any Ideas?

[Lizard]

Yes, give them a holiday in Rio, or treat them to a day out at Cheltenham races, or maybe a trip to Bluewater, thats what normally happens!

[Arnold Layne]

Had the same kinda thing last weekend mate, except this involved Childrens property, I wont got into it, as some cunts on here may gloat, but I have a huge water pressure water pistol filled with a shit smelling dye, which will stain skin for around 7 days, and a maglite torch taped underneath, trust me, they'll be back, theives always fuck up on 1 major thing, greed

[Deuce Bigolo]

Very true

Thieves always come back for seconds

Friend of mine used to be into Magic Mushrooms so his theory was if some bastard is going to burgle my house or car then the least I can do is make them a snack they'll never forget....chocolate cookies with extra mushrooms.....both times the snacks were taken

Its the perfect payback if they return for a visit

cheers
B....OZ

[mart]

Don't talk such stupid bollox lizard.

Mart

[Cerberus]

The law in these situations is a joke, cos it's "only" property!
The only way...if you're lucky is instant & vengeful retribution. My brother had an almost exact repeat of this recently. He actually caught them in the act, 2 ran off but he grabbed the third & bounced his face off the tailgate of his car. He was still sleeping when the boys in blue finally arrived. It would appear he slipped when trying to escape, hit his face, lost 3 teeth & broke his nose. Poor little chap. The scrote even tried to sue for injuries sustained on my brothers property. So be careful.

[Cerberus]

Not such stupid bollox. Our local authority recently sent a group of "young offenders" on a 2 week safari in Africa, to assist in their rehabilitation!
But remember, crime doesn't pay! the government is cracking down hard on crime! Honest.

[RetroDon]

There were 2 of em doing the act, 2 on bikes on lookout plus 2 little slappers hanging around too. The 4 lads were arrested up the road, which is ok. However, the car wasn't insured cos it's off the road, the door cannot now be shut, so it's gonna cost at least ?300 to fit and spray a replacement door - The car is immobile, and was tucked away out of immediate sight with 2 others. It has no stereo and couldn't possibly have been moved, so f**k knows what they were after.
However, it's not all bad... through a "contact" I shall be getting the names and addresses, and dealing with those concerned. Hopefully, what they be dealt will send a message to their scum associates not to come around here again and damage other peoples property. My old man saw them, and will be going in to the station shortly to ID which of the 4 were doing what...
I do not trust the law will deal with this adequately though!

[Peter]

Knees, black and decker. Work out the rest.

[Lizard]

Not really bollocks at all Mart, we have to live in the real world, like you used to, you wouldn,t move back to Blighty, and you know it, and I dont blame you, but these things actually happen to 'yoofs' that are deemed impoverished and out of control, when a fucking good slap would be a better 'punishment'..