Now that I've Iearnt how to!

[BillBXD]

What in the name of the sweet baby Jesus is going on here.

I post a simple picture of my bestest pal in the whole wide world Fred on his shed and the MODz give me an almighty pollocking sighting article 5.6.8.4.3.8.9F of the BGAFD animal violation act. They also tell me he must be slaughtered and presented to their dinner plates within the next 24 hours and that resistance is futile.

Then I have an affo off to clean me Mk1 Granada and wallop this post appears with a right piece of Ooooomph slobering on a 15? with a MONKEY clearly and yes I said CLEARLEY smirking behind her whilst a strap on is placed pedantically in the fore ground to get a reaction.
And so I ask you what do the MODz do, FCUK AWL the Slaaaaaaags!

This monkey is clearly being abused and should be returned to Mr Jackson at nearly nearly land ASAP


FiaS

[Lizard]

Perfick! I,ll away to gey rummed up meself......

[lovemunkey187]

Wasn't me.

[mart]

But don't you wish?

Mart

[steve56]

monkey see monkey do.

[steve56]

too much monkey buisness going on.

[Marino]

Monkey girl will be at the party on the 28th, and she has told me she has her eye on Wendy, so should be fun.

[steve56]

will she like me[really?]

[R18 DVD Shop]

Is the young lady I talk to on the phone when Im ordering?

When she said partner I wasnt sure if she meant business partner or other half but if she is ur missus then from now on I think Im gonna order lots and not pay you no more just so she has to call me daily to chase payment lol!!

Jay

[Marino]

Yes Jay.
That's Miss Sonia.