Footy Chants

[Scotsguy82]

Fudgeflaps started a thread on the Sottish social meet about a footy chant so think it is only fair we start it on here- they can be rude etc but not offensive dont want this thread deleted so get the ball rolling!

[Jacques]

Bring Back our stereo,
TV and Video,
Bring back our stereo,
TV and Video,*

Sung to Liverpudlian/ Evertonian fans by the Dingles



*Repeated untill they have brought them back and installed them in the correct fashion.

[Pervert]

I liked the Northern Ireland fans' chant at England last week: "Are you Scotland in disguise?"

Pissed myself laughing, as a Scot.

[Jacques]

In Dingle Land we had a stretcher-bearer with the uncanny resemblance to Jimmy Saville. The South Bank used to sing this whenever he ran onto the pitch to treat a player.

Hilarious at the time. (sadly I think you needed to be there to appreciate it)

One Jimmy Saville
There's only one Jimmy Saville
One Jimmy Saville
There's only one Jimmy Saville

[Pervert]

I recall being at a league match which was less than exciting. So bad was the game that the crowd had to amuse themselves. At one point they broke out into the tartan favourite "We hate Jimmy Hill, he's a poof, he's a poof." Oh, very topical, I thought----until I realised it was being directed at the inspector in charge of policing the event, who was sporting a JH beard, and saw one of his WPCs pissing herself laughing at him. He went into hiding shortly afterwards.

[Scotsguy82]

Caractacus actuallly the English sang it to the Welsh first then the Irish to the English- thing is we did better than England!!!!!!!

[Scotsguy82]

There is one which a lot of people argue about who invented it- either us Morton fans or at Killie. But when Rangers keeper admitted to having mental problems the chant went "there's only two Andy Gormans"

[Pervert]

The thing I loved about it is, with the contempt the English have held us in of late, that it's the ultimate insult to them.

Anyone remember the two Finns that played for Morton about ten years back? One of them had long, girly blond hair and, as one opposing fan put it, "Fucking hell, he looks like the wife!" Thirty second pause while the fan and his mates contemplate this and then, to the puzzlement of the player who was warming up before the match, they break into a chorus of "Get your tits for the boys!"

[Pervert]

That would have worked so much better if it had read "Get your tits out for the boys!"

Doh!!!

[Scotsguy82]

The one with the long hair was Marko Rajamaki- infact there was a pic in the Record at that time in our Argentina strip with some comment about Cannigia. The other was Janne Lindberg