Fun Time People

[one eyed jack]

Call me childish. say I've got a dirty mind and you'd be right on both counts! I was giggling my arse off listening to Diana Ross 'Upside Down" and thought it would make a good soundtrack to a three way porn scene. If you listen to the lyrics it all sounds like a double entendre!

Which has me thinking, is there any other songs out there you good people can think of thats equally if not more funny.

[Bob Singleton]

Slight tangent, but I always thought Michael Jackson was singing "Don't fuck till you get it up!"

[steve56]

which way you going billy?lol.

[one eyed jack]

I was thinking more in terms of the whole song rather than converting titles. Suggestive lyrics or at least certain passages that are sexually suggestive.

[steve56]

the next line is;can i come too?

[Bob Singleton]

Suggestive lyrics???

You need to ask someone who runs naughty lap dance evenings where the more suggestive the song in the private dance area, the better!

Oh, that's me!!!! LOL

Doin' it - LL Cool J
Girls L.G.B.N.A.F. - Afrik Islam/Ice T
Put It In Your Mouth - Akinyele/Kia Jeffries
My Neck, My Back (Lick It) - Khia
Suck My Dick - L'il Kim
Up and Down - Kreuz
Shake Ya Ass - Mystical


How's that for starters?

[steve56]

use it up wear it out;move on up.

[one eyed jack]

Bob, they're not funny in that way because they are overtly sexual and obvious. Steve 56 has got it. Thinking about those songs is funny because they arent that obvious

[Bob Singleton]

You mean subtle? Sorry, I don't do subtle!

[Guilbert]

Well I have always thought that in Hey Jude paul is singing to his penis.

Hey, Jude, don't be afraid
You were made to go out and get her
The minute you let her under your skin
Then you begin to make it better.

So let it out and let it in, hey, Jude, begin
You're waiting for someone to perform with
And don't you know that it's just you, hey, Jude,
You'll do, the movement you need is on your shoulder