New on Sky, World Wanking Champs, live from Cleethorpes!
England team to include Jamie Oliver, Robbie Williams, Wayne Rooney, Tony Blair and David Blunkett.
Scotland to field Gordon Brown, The Proclaimers, Alex Salmond and 10 times wanker of the year, Mr Andy Gray!
Who else can we put in the squads..............
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Peter Andre, Steve Irwin, Stephan Dennis, Craig Mcloughlan and John Howard representing Australia.
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Lordy, Lordy - If Blunkett brings that dog of his, well I dread to think !!!
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Add Glen McGrath to that squad re: comments about a whitewash