Who's got a better one than this?
'Get yer crash helmet love, yer going through the headboard tonight'
More importantly, would it work on you ladies?
Chat Up Lines
Chat Up Lines
The West London of my youth is now on dvd
I've met the man on the street............and he's a cunt
I've met the man on the street............and he's a cunt
Re: Chat Up Lines
Or conversely, a put down line ... "If you're trying to get inside my knickers, you can forget it ... there's already one arsehole in there".
Re: Chat Up Lines
Im sure there will be a barrage of put down lines, lets keep the flag flying for the lads for now though.
The West London of my youth is now on dvd
I've met the man on the street............and he's a cunt
I've met the man on the street............and he's a cunt
Re: Chat Up Lines
This a true one.
Sat at the bar in my local, chatting to some random bloke for half an hour or so.
"you remind me of my my 16 year old daughter..... fancy coming out for a drink with me"
In true newspaper journo style I made my excuses and left
Michelle
Sat at the bar in my local, chatting to some random bloke for half an hour or so.
"you remind me of my my 16 year old daughter..... fancy coming out for a drink with me"
In true newspaper journo style I made my excuses and left
Michelle
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Seymour Clearly
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Re: Chat Up Lines
For cockneys (or mockneys) out there....
Do you fancy spending the night on my boat?
Do you fancy spending the night on my boat?
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planeterotica
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Re: Chat Up Lines
Put down line, (You fancy a fuck) Oh yes please (Well fuck off)