Now, I'm not vain (well, my vanity must be official- I buy Men's Health magazine), but after such rigours, your skin needs it's natural moisture replenished. So, I bought Vaseline Intensive care, and give myself the all-over treatment with the lotion.
As I was moisturising tonight, a thought occurred to me- is it beneficial to moisturise your COCK? Do any of you lot moisturise your TACKLE? Or will I be a one man-experiment and report my findings?
Ladies, do you moisturise the ladyflaps? :0 Just asking!
To all of the old guard who still stick by their 1969 values and regard moisturising as an act of heinous gayness, I sincerely apologise.
Effiminacy is not as bad as chavness.