Moisturising: opinions, ladies and gents.

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fudgeflaps
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Moisturising: opinions, ladies and gents.

Post by fudgeflaps »

As I have recovered from year-long injury, I'm back at the gym and loving it. I go 5 times a week, and usually have a swim/ sauna/ jacuzzi afterwards.

Now, I'm not vain (well, my vanity must be official- I buy Men's Health magazine), but after such rigours, your skin needs it's natural moisture replenished. So, I bought Vaseline Intensive care, and give myself the all-over treatment with the lotion.

As I was moisturising tonight, a thought occurred to me- is it beneficial to moisturise your COCK? Do any of you lot moisturise your TACKLE? Or will I be a one man-experiment and report my findings?

Ladies, do you moisturise the ladyflaps? :0 Just asking!

To all of the old guard who still stick by their 1969 values and regard moisturising as an act of heinous gayness, I sincerely apologise. :)

Effiminacy is not as bad as chavness.

planeterotica
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Post by planeterotica »

Moisturising makes thing softer dosnt it, so if you want a soft cock fudgeflaps keep rubbing it in, i want a cream you rub in that makes my cock harder. maybe there is a Viagra Intesive Care or perhaps thats where you end up if you take to many.



fudgeflaps
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Re: Moisturising: opinions, ladies and gents.

Post by fudgeflaps »

You used to get erection sprays ('Stay Hard' et al) but what would they have been like?- cock 'hairspray' that forms such a thick resinous coating that your todger takes three days to come down??

Nah, I don't moisturise my cock really- I bleach my anus. It's pretty sore with the Domestos...........

lorrie
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Post by lorrie »

Used to be an Aromatherapist!Sounds like a case for Come free Oil if you ask me.
Now you can see why I stoppedfudgeflaps wrote:

> You used to get erection sprays ('Stay Hard' et al) but what
> would they have been like?- cock 'hairspray' that forms such a
> thick resinous coating that your todger takes three days to
> come down??
>
> Nah, I don't moisturise my cock really- I bleach my anus. It's
> pretty sore with the Domestos...........
>
>
sandie
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Post by sandie »

i use niveas Q10 anti wrinkle day and night creams. not on me cock tho!

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