What Makes You Jealous?

[socca]

Just wondered what makes some people jealous.I'm not in the least an envious guy but at the moment I'm on my PC and have a recorded soccer match playing at the same time.I'm so relaxed and enjoying the match etc so much,but I desperately need to go for a burst and I just don't want to get up.The thing is my uncle is sat at the other side of the room and he's enjoying the match in peace -I just saw the relief on his face,he's been in hospital and got one of them bags on his side -I'll have to disturb myself now,I'm green with envy.

[IdolDroog]

if u want a pipe up ur knob im sure we can form an orderly queue

[AlanT]

I was in hospital a few years ago getting my hernia repaired, after the Op as always when I have anastetic it stops me peeing for a couple of days, my bladder was swollen and the nurse said If you don't pass water in the next 2 hours we will have to attach a caphitor, I thought how bad can it be one guy in the bed next to me showed me his he said they slide a tube up your Captain I went on the loo and run the water in the sink for 1 hour untill i managed to pee and took it to show the nurse, so I really would not have any envy for bags of any kind attached.

Al.

[diplodocus]

lol, scary post,

just spent a while in and of hospital (took em a while to diagnose)
had to sit in a bed while they put a tube (can't be aresed to spell it) up the bloke next to me and had to listen to his grunts, not nice

hospital is shit, respect to anyone who has had to go through it

[AlanT]

It just is not natural inserting tubes up the old captains eye. socca should think himself lucky he has the opportunity to pee his pants still.

Al

[steve56]

nothing really.socca wrote:

> Just wondered what makes some people jealous.I'm not in the
> least an envious guy but at the moment I'm on my PC and have a
> recorded soccer match playing at the same time.I'm so relaxed
> and enjoying the match etc so much,but I desperately need to go
> for a burst and I just don't want to get up.The thing is my
> uncle is sat at the other side of the room and he's enjoying
> the match in peace -I just saw the relief on his face,he's been
> in hospital and got one of them bags on his side -I'll have to
> disturb myself now,I'm green with envy.

[socca]

I actually spent a couple of days in hospital with a double fracture some years ago and was in so much pain that I couldn't use the toilet.After many hours my bladder was bursting and the pain was terrible -terrible enough that I had to plead with the nurse to get some relief,I had it done twice and believe me the relief washed away any fear of that tube going in my member.I suppose mine was a brief envy,I certainly wouldn't want to have a bag by my side all the time!!!