Merry Christmas you bunch of misfits, and for all the non believers..bollocks! I have just arrived home and am sipping a large Jamesons, relaxing in my smoking jacket, and burberry slippers, and having me knob polished by Ms L, bless er! 2005 has been a long ride for me and taken many interesting turns, anyway now I have some time off before it all starts again in 2006,anyway I wish you all peace and happiness for the new year, and on a more serious note...if your drinking and driving over xmas, dont forget to take your car.
Your pal..Liz.
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Good to hear from you, Lizard. Hope you and Ms L have a great day.
And don't be a stranger, eh??
And don't be a stranger, eh??
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Remember - You`ll Never Walk Alone
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Ummmmmmm Jamesons
I bought a ?450 bottle from the Distillary over in Middleton in Ireland, yanno the special editions that you can ONLY buy in the distillary, ummm mmmmmmm tasted great 
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merry xmas to you lizard and evreyone here too.
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Ho ho ho Merry xmas to you all! !thumbsup!
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I think I should maybe have done some food shopping before Xmas ... especially when I've just had to have a can of Campbell's Vegetable Soup and a Yoghurt with Best Before of 18th Dec. But at least I've got about 60 cans of beer/lager stockpiled from before. That'll teach me to catch a cold/flu at an inopportune time !happy!
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6 months is a long time between drinks
As the resident milk monitor I can tell you its been hell on earth without a tea lady around
I assume the attention from Mrs Lizard is part of the 12 month rest & revive plan as drawn up by your physio-therapist which was only meant to last 3 months
All the best you scaly scoundrel,may you find the tea of your dreams in 2006
Drinking & driving is ok,as long as its mild tea
cheers
B...OZ
As the resident milk monitor I can tell you its been hell on earth without a tea lady around
I assume the attention from Mrs Lizard is part of the 12 month rest & revive plan as drawn up by your physio-therapist which was only meant to last 3 months
All the best you scaly scoundrel,may you find the tea of your dreams in 2006
Drinking & driving is ok,as long as its mild tea
cheers
B...OZ