Room 101

[Chemical Robbie]

What things would you put in room 101. Here's mine.

1. BBC Radio 1 - I love music radio, but R1 is dog shit, the dj's are the worst, the play list sucks, its target audience must be between 12-16 and some older stipid students. I want a decent national music station. Living the country there's not much choice here.

2. Wheelie bins - Hate them - all lined up like wanky daleks one day a week, is it to much too ask the bin man to throw the black bag in the back of the wagon - fukin eye sores!

3.Sky's power over the premier league - lets face it, they own it, they dictate to us when we see games, I used to like all games played at the same time on the same day. look at the league table now and its usless.

4. George bush & right wing americans - I thought bill clinton was a great man, though a bit silly for the cigar incident, though the US people seem to think that invading a country on virtuly no evidence (that was suspect in any case) is an honorable, brave thing to do. He is a criminal, so is Blair by associstion.

5. Uk trains - there just a nightmare lets face it, expensive, unrelible, dirty. the service is just a never ending mony pit.

rant over.

Rob.

[jaybo]

Point 2 , where abouts are you ? our bins are now emptied once a fortnight , and these poxy plastic tubs for a few bits the council fell like recycling , paper and cardboard , tin and glass , all segragated and no corugated cardboard else they leave the lot . Token gesture to me . JJ .

[Jock Strap]

Mushrooms.
Adverts.
Ann Robinson. (and all other untalented people who clog up the airwaves)
People who poke your eyes out with their umbrellas.

[Jock Strap]

Oh I forgot one.....

Your appendix. What purpose does it serve but to blow up and kill you?

[steve56]

ken livingstone,jeffrey archer.

[Cactus Jack]

People that wear hats whilst driving. It's just like having a sign saying "I'm a bad driver, try to guess what I'll do next"

[randyandy]

There are loads but as this is a porn forum I'll stick to some of those.

1 Spitting in porn
2 Extreme stuff, like gaging, being viewed as mainstreme
3 Channels that say we are hard then were not but we would show hard but we can't because
4 Models who think they are something just because they are attractive
5 Models who do OTT grunts and moans just for the cameras

[jimmy068]

I could have a rant at all the world's ills but that would be stating the obvious. Also a decently run and safe railway system for once in this country wouldn't go a miss either so I'd probably lock up all those transport ministers and railtrack bosses for their arrogance and disregard for human life.

Anyway my own trivial bugbears would include......

1. Moralistic hypocrites who want to ban porn (This runs the gamut from religious types, MPs, police chiefs to spiteful customs officers etc.)

2. Arseholes who go to pubs for a meal. Buy a sandwich or fuck off somewhere else!

3. Knighthoods and honours for doing fuckall. i.e. Cliff Richard, Tom Jones etc.

4. Celebrities on these 50 greatest whatever shows on channel 4 banging on about how they remember this and that in the 70s when in actual fact they were probably only 2 years of age at the time or weren't even born.

5. Fat blokes wearing Man Utd shirts.

I would put Old Trafford in there but I'm waiting to see how the Glazers intend to embarrass the rag faithful as I'm sure they're likely to tinker with the place.

[Officer Dibble]

?4 Models who think they are something just because they are attractive?

Hey, dude, never mind ?because they are attractive?. What about -

1 ?Models? who THINK they are attractive?

2 ?Models? who think they are models?

3 ?Models? who say - ?Am a modew, innit??

I concur with all your other room 101 choices as well - great minds think alike and all that.


Officer Dibble

[randyandy]

lol Officer you always put it better than me !thumbsup!