Melanie Walsh - Top page 3 model's web site..

[Pervert]

She looks damned good---full stop.

An extremely attractive young filly.

[Officer Dibble]

"Sorry. Don't get it. She just looks plain to me."

Yes, I would have to concur here as well, brerbear. Oh, she looks very tidy and all that, and commendably unchavy. But she also looks very ordinary, too. You wouldn't give her a second glance on the street. A pin up, glamour girl or sex star needs to have that unequivocal 'Wow!' factor - like when you see a bright red Ferrari 430 or a Yellow Lamborghini Gallardo out on the open road. She needs to be so shockingly dazzling, desirable and sexual that you immediately loose all reason - you've just got to have her, whether that would entail signing a contract with Beelzebub or not.

Sadly, there are hardly any current pin ups, sex stars or models who can boast those credentials. I can't understand all this ridiculous ooohing and aahhing over girls who look so dazzlingly ordinary and unremarkable. - Well, I can. It's most likely just to be polite and agreeable. To feel part of the group (in this instance, the forum). You know, like when silly little girls buy a Westlife single - they're not buying it because it's a work of musical genius and passion. It's simply because all their silly little mates are buying it and they want to feel the coziness, excitement and ?coolness? of belonging to that particular clique.


Officer Dibble

[Pervert]

Meat, poison, etc.

I think she's a wee honey, but don't expect other people to share my liking.

Not a Chav, though, Dibbers.

[crofter]

Yeah come on fellas, get yer fucking eyes tested!!

Melanie Walsh is a babe and one of the few current page 3 girls who has gone fully nude.

I think the forum will need to put up a prize for the Kng of Chavs - Officer Dibble if he can go a whole 5 posts without mentioning "Chavs" or "Chavettes" he will win a new outfit for the weekends:
Branded Hoodie Top
Branded Baseball Cap
and a set of Trackie Bottoms !grin!