You know you're watching bad porn when....

[Jacques]

Ok some Friday afternoon fun.

Complete the following sentence 'You know you're watching bad porn when....'



*You know you're watching bad porn when you recognise the hotel it was made in from the decor alone*

[Pervert]

It's part of Officer Dibble's Toilet Duck sale? (Only kidding, Ossifer!)

Max Hardcore is in it?

You find yourself whistling along with the music?

You can't see naked flesh for ugly tattoos?

Some "stud" is having his ego massaged by constantly being told how big his dick is?

[stripeysydney]

When you spend more time looking at the scar tissue on the models bad boob job...

[steve56]

the musics out of tune.

[planeterotica]

When you cant even be bothered to jerk off!happy!

[crofter]

When Pascal the Bonking Belgian appears??
I reckon Ben Dover should sign him up as a body double for that "Mr. Muscle" dude.

[random hero]

when you pay more attention to the set/decoration......

ive had a few occasions like this

[Cenobitez]

I have done the hotel thing many many times hehehehe

[Jock Strap]

The bird in it looks like your mum.

Oh wait...it IS your mum!