The Holy Grail of Porn

[Jacques]

There are three kinds of pornfans. The first casually looks for the novelty of a new type not previously seen, savoring each unique sight and experience. The second is the Mac Daddy, obsessed with a single performer on an endless quest to have a big wank. The Third is the perfectionist, endlessly combing the internet, seedy back streets and porn emporiums for the one ultimate find that will invalidate the need for further searching: the Holy Grail of Porn.

The Holy Grail will vary from person to person depending on taste, of course, but it is nearly always characterised by the fact that its mythical allure cannot be accurately articulated, which is probably due to the fact that it doesn't even fucking exist in the first place. This daunts the seeker not one bit, as he moves like a hunter in the night, stalking his prey from one almost-grail to another, cherishing each before rejecting it for one a fraction of a degree closer to his ever-shifting notion of perfection.

So, what's your Holy Grail or almost-grail of porn?

[Rude Boy]

Silvia Saint and Sandy together. Two of the ultimate euro' babes shot together, not even necessarily in anything rude...just together. After that Silvia Saint and Nikky Blond in a white hot porno' showdown.

[Officer Dibble]

What about some porn without any chavs or trail trash in it? That would be a turn up.

Officer Dibble

[mark cremona]

Silvia Saint and Sandy Style are Chav trailer trash Dibble ?

[Officer Dibble]

You've got the wrong end of the stick, mark. I was replying to Jacques post, not Rudy?s Silvia Saint post. I've always championed Silvia on these forums.


Officer Dibble

[brooks]

Dionne from babestation on a hardcore film.

[colin]

mine will never be fullfilled, seeing jo guest in total b/g hardcore.

[slamdaddy]

You forgot the 4th type of porn fan, which is the category I find myself in:

The fourth kind of porn fan just likes naked women. He will continue to watch porn indefinately. Although he may have some favourite pornstars he's always open to new additions.

[beutelwolf]

Jacques wrote:


> So, what's your Holy Grail or almost-grail of porn?

Late 1970s German porn, shot on film with decent production values and decent story, preferably with Gina Janssen in it, preferably directed by Hans Billian.

[Jayr]

Judging by the amount of posts it would have to be:

Teresa May B/G Hardcore!

For a while it was the sacred Jo Guest Dildo but alas Indiana Jones has found that one !grin!