I'm pissed and I've got a gun.......

[chubbs]

hey son, i've got the cartridges for your gun, i'd send them to ya but i fear they wouldn't arrive! ( still feelin' like a cunt, sorry)

[jj]

I wouldn't presume to nick Marcus' turf........
.....or bother the listeners of London with inane prattle.
That's Wogan's job. And very good at it he is too.

[jj]

Give over, it wasn't your fault........as you know, I'm not exactly heartbroken, am I?

[richy]

I've just read through this lot, and I was unaware that you could mutate into a troll at will, jj!

[jj]

No, my NORMAL Earthly form is a Troll: I occasionally have episodes where I resemble a human being, although these are increasingly hard to identify.........

[richy]

Of course......I should have realised!

[buttsie]

And there ended The first chapter of

Lord of the Rings-a Trolls View(LOL)

cheers
B...OOZE

[jj]

Marcus has just mailed me, voicing his (perfectly correct) disapproval of firearm-related buffoonery.
Guns are VERY naughty, especially with the nasty end facing you, and we shouldn't joke about them.
But this thread has, as usual, left such things behind long ago. Which is as it should be.
No more guns, Marcus, I promise.
Now, where did I leave that crossbow?

[buttsie]

Could be the start of a beautiful friendship,now all you've got to do is rope Phil Mc C in and Wallah!! Wife Watcher awaits.

Got to admit when i saw the post thought it was a troll but then Magoo said you were on a bender and it all became clear and he would know.

Keep up the good work,Just like most punters would class Ben Dover as a British National Treasure you are the equivalent on this forum.I've said it a few times but your knowledge on not only British Porn is First Class and daylight comes a distant second.

DVL is in the mail Tommorow,to give you a little penthouse culture.

cheers
B...OOZE

[jj]

Thanks for all the good puff, but I really don't deserve it.
Also, TIA for the culture transfusion: as you are well aware, we are a bit short of highbrow entertainment in Britland, possibly as a result of wall-to-wall Soaps from some foreign clime......
....and I haven't got the energy to be delirious yet: maybe comatose, or semi-conscious, just.
Delirious, ETA about 12 hours/6 pints Guinness, whichever is the sooner.