Porn Wars Episode 1

[Officer Dibble]

?Everyone wants to have sex with with young and skinny girls?

Au contrair, Mike. I certainly don?t. Nothing less than a mature, feminine, curvaceous (38-24-36) non-chavy, non-tattooed, lady of the world who knows how to dress, will do for me.

Hey, doesn?t that Ian Huntley creep like having sex ?with young and skinny girls??



Officer Dibble

[eroticartist]

Officer,
Most guys would like to fuck Angel Long if they had the chance. You like mature ladies well why not have one of those too!
Mike Freeman.

[eroticartist]

So you want wall to wall hardcore and no storyline!
Mike.

[eroticartist]

Officer,
I am saying that everyone in this script "wants to have sex with young and skinny girls." We are talking about fiction! Mike.

[andy ide]

Couldn't agree with you more, Dibble. A good sprinkling of fine maturity makes the younger (quality) flesh even more arousing. Alas, in very short supply on both counts.

[Officer Dibble]

?Most guys would like to fuck Angel Long if they had the chance.?

Oh, really, Mike? And pray, what leads you to that conclusion? It?s surely not the veritable mountain of unsold Angel Long DVD?s you?ve been hawking round the good traders of this parish?


Officer Dibble

[Officer Dibble]

Nice one, Andy. When it comes to fine women, you?re obviously a man who knows his onions. I think the current dearth of quality women (or women as we used to know them) is a consequence of western popular culture?s decade long decent into utter crassness and oafishness. The most stupid unappealing skanks are now hailed as heroines and role models by the mainstream media and gutter press. At the same time western men seem to have lost their backbone. Consequently, women have no respect for them anymore and feel indifferent about the need to preen themselves to attract a male and unconstrained about how they behave and deport themselves in public. All in all, job?s a crap un?.

Hey, is it really true that back in your studenty days you were dating the, later to be, BBC arts correspondent, Rosie Millard?


Officer Dibble

[eroticartist]

Dibble,
What would be your outline for a script if you were making a film for Private?
Mike.

[andy ide]

I think it's particularly pronounced in the UK, Dibble. I was in a town in France last summer, same size as somewhere like St Albans let's say, or Banbury. 11pm Saturday night, sitting out in the town square after a meal. There were lots of young people around, teenagers, and I couldn't quite believe what I was seeing. They were all dressed nice, nothing special, just smartish casual, and they were sitting there, just like we were, drinking and talking and laughing, friends being introduced to friends. Not screaming and barking and chanting, not puking and pissing.

We've always been good at barbarism over here. That said, when it comes to porn we don't pay enough to the girls, something that I want (and need) to correct in my business as soon as I can. There are lots of pretty girls here in London who are turned out well and wouldn't be seen dead wrapped round a lampost on a Saturday night and they're not all foreign. Which isn't to say that some of them wouldn't do porn if the conditions were right, starting with the pay packet.

I did go out with Rosie Millard at university, yeah.