Jade Goody

[Jacques]

Actually because NuLabour is so crap at things, it's not illegal, well oral sex with an animal anyway, according to the Sexual Offences Act 2003. So a Jade Goody Blow Job movie is perfectly acceptable..........not that I'd watch it.

[harmonyluvver]

I imagine rebecca loos' phone will soon be ringing then

[Bob Singleton]

I was watching the welcome return of Top Gear this evening, and when they wanted to see how fast the Jag XJR was, Jeremy Clarkson introduced The Stig with the immortal words "... some say he was the first to realise what a racist pig-faced waste of organs and blood Jade Goody is..."

[spider]

A porn film starring Jade would be horrible, but how about a porn film starring her mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Robches]

No thanks, I watched Dawn of the Dead last night. At least she wouldn't need any make up to play a flesh eating zombie.

[spider]

The porn film from hell:-

Lesbian threesum with Jade, Jackieieieyyy (her mother) and Kelly Osbourne, with Davina doing the "behind the scenes" interviews.