Fantasy Fitbaw.

[fudgeflaps]

There I am, in a porno league, and I get 69 points. And I picked donkey-boy Drogba as my captain, thinking he'll unleash hell on Sheffield United.

What are the chances??

And I picked donkey-boy Drogba as my captain, thinking he'll unleash hell on Sheffield United. Schoolboy error, cost: 15 points, !doh!.

Phallus rising, and up the charts.

Cleopatra- comin' atchya!

!wink!

Any of you fantasy footie lads fancy a pint in London over the summer??

Lettuce know, Father Fudge will be around.

[fudgeflaps]

We.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Need.

AAAAANNNN.

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