Tonight's England Team: discuss.

[fudgeflaps]

references to 'fanny' in some context: 15.

Fanny Manager: 1

Fanny players: 15.7

Edit functions required: 1

Attacks ratio: fanny%

Passes completed: no passes made.

Crosses: McClaren needs a crucifix.

Possession: (of basic ball skills?) 14.3%

Bollocks spoken: 12 tubs per litre field.

!laugh!

[fudgeflaps]

Uncanny.

Mystic Carac.

What's the week for Virgo?

Ta,

!wink!

[Pervert]

Virgo:

Beware of spontaneous combustion on Monday. Your loved one will leave for for a troupe of Bulgarian acrobats on Thursday, but you will be too busy answering questions at the Jamaican police headquarters to notice. Wear tope for luck.

[fudgeflaps]

Right.

The whole day to be spent in a swimming pool on Monday.

Bulgarians are after my mum.

Grease the Jamaican Polis's palms with lots of cannabis........

...all whilst wearing tope for this luckiest of weeks.

Normal week, really.

!grin!

[Pervert]

Oh---and I mis-spelt taupe just so you could say we need an edit facility.

[fudgeflaps]

We soooo need an ed-----....... !sleep!

And relax.

[Ace]

fudgeflaps wrote:

> Discussed in other thread, "John Terry is shite".
>
> Fanny

I won't have that!

[fudgeflaps]

!wink!

[fudgeflaps]

Don't relegate yourself, Carac, we need you propping up the table!!!

!wink!

[Sam Slater]

Watched the game. Again......predictable.

Apart from Andy Johnson and Phil Neville, ALL the players play at clubs who play a decent passing game, yet when the put an England shirt on the run out of ideas and creativity.

However we had two right footed players on the left flank for most of the match when Downing and Barry could have played. Gerrard makes things happen around the box yet we have him on the wing. Lennon should have been on the right wing with Downing on the left. Gerrard in the middle with Hargreaves.................simple. The whole England setup is to accommodate one player that's not had a good game for England in 18 months. Beckham got dropped for bad form, but not this guy. I don't get it.

Yes, I'm talking about Frank Lampard. He's a good box-box goalscoring midfielder for Chelsea, but they play a narrow game, with a Makalele sweeping up behind, and a powerful forward in Drogba who can keep the ball upfield. England don't have those types of players and Frank just doesn't fit.

England's best players are Rooney and Gerrard. Most will agree with me. Nothing controversial about that, so we need a team and system that suits their style of play, and they play best playing through the middle around the box.

Lennon showed good pace down the left flank last night, but consistently ran past their fullback only to stop and cut back inside, into traffic. He doesn't seem confidant enough with his left foot when it comes to crossing the ball. He's young though and it's not his fault. That's Mclarens job.