Spunk.

[fudgeflaps]

As I have good genes, and with a lot of couples not able to produce the tadpoles, I am auctioning off my frozen sperm.

I have a reputation for having a bit of fun and taking t'piss, but this boy is not crying wolf here, despite the fact it has taken a bit of balls and a fair bit of spunk to write this.

Let me know.

Sorry if this is inappropriate mods.

[andy at handiwork]

No takers yet then?

[Steve R]

I bought a pint.

[BeestonBoy]

A pint!!! Thats nearly a mouthfull!!

[andy at handiwork]

I'll take your word for it.

[BeestonBoy]

lol you needn't take my word for it. It was Mrs Handiwork that informed me!!
!shocked!

Allways thought you had some balls on you Andy....and now I know!!

Good to see you chap hope your well

BB

[planeterotica]

Frozen sperms no good the girls like nice warm fresh stuff so it drips off their chins and out of their pussys and arse like in the pornos, clinical sex whats the world cumming to !love!

[andy at handiwork]

And you BB.
BTW, didn't know you knew she who must be obeyed. She's never mentioned having a Notts (?) friend.

[fudgeflaps]

No takers yet.

!tears!

[planeterotica]

Fudges sperm isnt frozen its just dried stuff he found on his bedsheets !wink!